Down with Lefties!

By jove old chaps- I've just taken over this site from a terrible oik of a man who used to spout left-wing ramblings of the worst kind possible! I showed him the door and evicted him from his peasants' cottage on my vast estate in the process- along with his wife and kids. It's off to the workhouse for them I tell you, what what!!

Well we shall have no more of that! What what! This blog shall be moving in a new aristocratic direction- just like this great old country of ours if Lord David Cameron hopefully gets his way!

There shall be nothing bolshy about it any longer! For I am Lord Tarquin, a blue-blooded, monocle-wearing, Tory-loving, third cousin of the Duke of Wednesleydale and an avid lover of murdering animals of all kind, whether they be foxes, sheep, goats, hares or anything else that moves for that matter.

It is for this reason that you all simply must vote Tory on May 6th so that me and my chums can get back our beloved sport of killing foxes, hares and deer for pleasure. My youngest wee boy Barnaby, who's only 4 months old, is simply longing to be smeared in blood after his first kill! So make haste and get the Tories elected- Tally Ho- what what!!

Keep looking at my spiffing blog and down with all working-class oiks!