When I hear of the current polls showing the Tories struggling to form the next government, I hark back to the golden days when oiks didn't have a vote and only my rich, aristocratic friends decided who should form the government.
I was discussing such a lamentable state of affairs this afternoon with my good Friends Algernon and Giles, the latter who is the Master Huntsman of the Squiffington-on-the-Wold hunt.
"What, What Giles old chap", I said, "if Sir David Cameron doesn't become our next PM, how on earth are we going to be able to brutally slay wild animals for fun?". Giles and Algernon told me not to worry, as they had it on good authority that the Countryside Alliance are planning to storm Parliament and seize power on the 7th May if things go pear-shaped! Good old Otis!
This of course if top secret- so don't tell anyone! Tally ho, what what my brave in-bred country folk!
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