What what!- what is the world coming to when these bloody liberal do-gooders have outlawed all of our favourite past-times- cock fighting, hare coursing, badger-baiting, etc.!? And as for my beloved killing of foxes, well- words can't express it.........
I used to love waking as a young boy, putting on my jodphurs and joining the West Dimpleton on Sea Hunt, pounding through the countryside, fuelled by blood-lust as I closed in on that pesky Reynard!
I dreamed about this the other night, but then awoke, to find myself in the nightmare of New labour's Britain when this bloodthirsty past-time is strictly prohibited! "Never mind, not for much longer", I told my wife Cressida as I awoke in a state of distress, "We'll have those Labour oiks out soon and then I can enjoy my gloriously violent past-time yet again!".
Now where is that blue rosette? I'm off to force my tenants to vote Tory or they're getting evicted. That's compassionate conservatism for you!
Tally ho, what what!
Tories’ Only Council Gain From Reform Is in Jenrick’s Patch
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Last night a the Tories won a council seat off Reform in the Newark West
(Nottinghamshire) Council By-Election. *Eight votes in it…*
The by-election was ...
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